JD - Chicago


Meet June's STOLEN Dealer of the Month, JD from Chicago.


Name your top three desert island records.

Animal Collective - Merriweather
Post Pavilion Yeasayer - Amen & Goodbye
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here


What is the best advice you’ve ever received?

Don't speak to the police without your lawyer present.


Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

1 horse-sized duck. Plus duck is delicious, and I wouldn't mind having a giant ass duck to cook. I could throw a bomb dinner party with it. Don't worry, you're all invited.


What would you choose for your last meal?

Buttermilk Biscuits and Duck Gravy


If you could sing one song on karaoke night, what would it be?

Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band


Favorite STOLEN cocktail?

1 Ice Cube
2 oz STOLEN 11 Whiskey
Pour into desired glass

Lee Helmer